Drinks dreamed up at Family Night:
The Filthy Tranny
1 cocktail wiener
2 shots cheap vodka
maraschino cherries
mandarin oranges (from a can)
Place cocktail wiener in bottom of martini glass.
Pour in vodka.
Impale 2 cherries and 2 mandarin oranges on pink plastic stirrer,
garnish drink.
Drunken Scottish Schoolteacher
1 shot whiskey
1 black & tan (for male teachers)
1 Shandy (for female teachers)
Drop whiskey shot into drink glass.
Down the hatch!
The Church Lady
sherry
cigarette butt
Pour sherry into Welch’s jelly jar glass.
Garnish with cigarette butt.
(After previous FN conversations, not necessarily this one, Jasper told his mom: “You guys were talking about some inappropriate things.” Yes, indeedy, young fellow. That’s what we do.)
The Filthy Tranny….wow